- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
- Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
- Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
- The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
- Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
- sunglasses all over the place
- the music of the ice-cream truck, riding through the streets
- the red bird on the tree in front of our window
- you get too hot on the subway platform and too cold inside the train
- when you wake up it is already light outside
- you need 3 minutes less to dress before going out on the street (gloves/mitten/scarf/hat-lessness)
- general coolness-factor increased enormously
- more dogs stay longer hours on the streets
- there is not enough time to be awake each day
- you discover all your neighbors' tatoos
- you see body parts you would not have wanted to see (and others you very much want to see)
- you figure out your neighbor's musical taste and sexual sounds
- the city is too much of a city
I saw a guy with a shirt that had 2 Easter bunnies on it. One Easter bunny kicked the other. The kicked Easter bunny said something in Chinese which I did not understand. Then I was wondering if they have easter bunnies in China and why I see easter bunnies in July anyways.
I have talked about streets and people and dance and night and day ... but really all I talked about or wanted to talk about is: memories. Because memories are what makes humans "humans". Because memories create the link between the past and the now. Because. And they are all around. They are there, swirling in the air, so is it sooooo far off to think that memories are dust particles?