• Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
• Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
• Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
• The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
• Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.